Saturday, February 12, 2011
Why I am a Moron
The key to being a true trainer master is time. Don't look at a watch, dont listen to music-No music! Why you say, I am glad you asked. It is simple; I know that Turning Japanese-by the Vapors is 3:24 in length. I also know that I'm too Sexy, by Right Said Fred is 2:54 in duration-are you catching on? Time, man all about time. By the way, bite me if you don't like my musical tastes. There is nothing cooler than a bodybuilder prancing around in leather saying; in an English ascent- I'm too sexy for my hat. I still wear hats, but my hat is too sexy for me.
I look at this way; the trainer is a true test of one's mental state. Not only are you testing your body physically, but psychologically as well; just like a race. Your mind has to stay focused on the task at hand. If you can get through an hour+ on the trainer, you can tackle anything that a race course can throw at you.